all the staff was welcoming, tackled my issues. enjoyed my suite with an unbeatable view and the balcony.

This place is spacious, stunning, and offers an amazing view!

Possibly the best and really amazing stay during holidays...

All in all everything was great, had a really amazing stay during holidays. The setting was peaceful, short walk to restaurants and stores. We found nice Carafe Coffee Roasters nearby with hot beverages...

Review for The Horny Toad Guest House in Simpson Bay

The Horny Toad Guest House is ideally situated just a stone's throw from the beach, in a vibrant area filled with excellent dining options within walking distance. We loved spending our evenings at the nearby Symposium, where we enjoyed great drinks and a fantastic atmosphere.

This is surely the best hip new hotel, especially helpful staff, huge rooms. The location is nice and excellent, right on the ocean. There's cool Gigi's relatively near the venue, make desserts etc. No reason to complain, I would go back in flash.

My stay was relaxing during the holidays. It was fairly quiet and offered a huge, unbeatable view. the staff and host were welcoming and accommodating. I didn't want to leave and can wholeheartedly recommend this guest house.

Convenient Location 🌴

This place is super close to shops, restaurants, and a cool market with lots of options. Plus, there's a great beach nearby. You can also walk to Kimsha Beach in just 20 minutes.

The room has a separate bedroom and comes with a microwave, coffee/tea making equipment, and a refrigerator.

Room had an incredible view! 🌅

The location was perfect, with a stunning view of the Caribbean Sea. The housekeeper, Cheri, went above and beyond with her exceptional knowledge of the area and recommendations for things to do. The cleanliness of the property was outstanding, and the staff, including Jackie and Angela, were attentive and friendly. We felt welcomed and taken care of throughout our stay. The kitchen in our apartment was well-equipped, and having a ground-floor unit allowed us easy access to the beach. we were thoroughly impressed and would highly recommend the Horny Toad Guest House for a relaxing getaway.

While the balcony was shared by four units, which reduced privacy, it was a minor drawback. Additionally, the bathroom could have been more convenient with a light switch at the door.

Unbeatable view, relaxing atmosphere, well-equipped kitchen, helpful staff, great BBQ zone.

Everything great.

The accommodation boasts an unbeatable location! Easily accessible from the airport and steps away from a beautiful quiet beach. Guests are treated to an amazing view from several rooms. Some rooms feature a functional kitchen, an outdoor BBQ area and ample room for lounging. The standard of service is fantastic, with Debbie and Doug treating guests like their own family.

A minor quibble may be the older, less modern decor common with its style, though adds to the ambiance.

I had an incredible stay at this hotel! The value for money was unbeatable, especially considering the breathtaking view from my room. Waking up to the sound of waves crashing just a few meters away was pure bliss. The staff, particularly Debbie and Doug, were fantastic hosts who made me feel right at home. I also loved the convenient location, with plenty of restaurants, supermarkets, and shops nearby. This hotel truly exceeded my expectations!

No complaints at all, everything was perfect!

I had a fantastic stay by the beach. The hotel facilities were great and the staff was super friendly. The location was convenient; close to shops, restaurants, and markets. The cleanliness of the room was top-notch. I appreciated the parking facilities.

Everything great.